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Old 06-23-2012, 13:12
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Default Uncle Fester Busting Rhymes on GIGABYTE Z77X-UD3H

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Old 06-23-2012, 15:23
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Zenmaster chimming in as well



Code:
U to the D to the 3 to the H
I gotta get a world record on the bot first page
times are tough and and I dont have much cash
I spent most of my money on beer and hash
I dont get paid until next week
so I need a board that is cheap and can tweak
i'm on the newegg site looking at the gigaytes
the last one i had did me just right
i added the z77x-ud3h to my cart
im surprised at the price cuz it looks too nice
this black motherboard looks like a work of art
my mvg stunk worse than a fart

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just got it to today from the ups man
his name is stan but he looks like jackie chan
I opened the box and removed the board
the craftsmanship is similar to a samurai sword
it comes with UEFI bios and japanese caps
on and off buttons clear cmos and some other crap
I dont really give a bunnyextraction as long as it overclocks legit
good bios, no cold bug and cheap and thats it

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i put my water cooling on the cpu jsut to start
I want to get my settings right before the ln2 part
im in the bios checking it out
im not used to all these settings
but before I hit f10 to see what I'll be getting
gonna make a profile and save it just in case
I boot into windows and overclock like an ace
its nice to have a profile that I can still trace
because when I overclock I like to drink a lot of beer
the next day when Im in the bios feels like its been a year
I know its lame but thats the name of the game
just simply load that saved profile and my settings are the same

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the time has come to separate the men from the boys
my board is insulated so I dont break my new toys
I got my pot on the processor and got some pot in my lungs
the fridge is stocked with beer and its time to have fun
I called my uncle fester to get some good tips
he gave me all his settings and said to shut my lips
I'm on xtremesystems talking to dinos22
we're just listening to ac/dc and acting a fool
my neighbors are complaining and the five 0's on the creep
but I'm just overclocking on my Ud3h cuz its fun dirt cheap
yeah boy
tweaked dirt cheap
yeah boy
........... its done dirt cheap
(epic thread at OCAU: http://forums.overclockers.com.au/sh...1036929&page=4)
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Old 06-23-2012, 16:01
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Hahaha, uncle made my day! LOL
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Old 06-23-2012, 21:02
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Old 06-24-2012, 19:26
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Old 06-25-2012, 01:24
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Gappo linked me this one some time ago, cranked me up for sure!
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Old 06-25-2012, 12:20
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Old 06-26-2012, 13:53
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